cesario-viola:

cute Shakespearean names to give your kids

• Olivia
• Viola
• Titania - “Titty” for short
• Goneril
• Macduff
• Dogberry
• Toby and then name your second child “Not Toby”
• Old Gobbo
• Doll Tearsheet
• First Player, Second Player, Third Player, and Fourth Player
• Lord Bigot
• Polonius
• Sir Andrew Aguecheek
• Monsieur LeBeau
• Simpcox’s Wife
• [exit, pursued by a bear]
• Froth

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aslutfor5sos:

moriartystayingalive:

If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.

This is my new favorite post

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azkcban:

i just realized how important it was when ron joked, “it’s me, i’m extremely famous,” in the epilogue. all his life, ron’s been completely bitter about his lack of success. i mean, being better than all his brothers was literally his heart’s deepest desire; what he saw in the mirror of erised. the fact that he can laugh about it, as an adult, shows that ron is finally, truly, comfortable with himself.

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croatoan-in-the-oven:

youngmaam:

dulect:

if the song tik tok didn’t define 2009 for you idk what did

-vicious summer flashbacks-

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